3 Days Until Christmas: More cardio, says Rudolph

“The air will be heavy. We have got to be prepared,” says Rudolph.

Dear Friends,

Ho ho ho! Today, I gathered the reindeer for their daily training session. Rudolph led the way, teaching the others about navigation and flight techniques. 

All of the other reindeer try to get Rudolph to change the training regimen, incorporating more weightlifting.

Rudolph stood firm. “Guys, we have more than a million miles to travel in 24 hours. Cardio has never been more important, and will have to work on our stamina even more this year. We have volcanoes erupting in Iceland. And there’s much more air pollution this year,” Rudolph said. “We will experience warmer thermal rejuvenation in Africa and South America, but it’s going to be cold over Europe, North America and Russia. The air will be heavy. We have to be prepared.”

The elves joined in, cheering the reindeer on with excitement. Mrs. Claus prepared a special hot cocoa blend with a hint of peppermint to refresh and rejuvenate us after the training. Did I tell you I just love that woman?

Love,

Santa

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